March 19, 2008
RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY...
Nothing's worse than when it rains in Arkham.
The air gets very thick, and carries the rank smell of the seaport wafting through town. They might as well be hauling crabs outside the office right now.
You know those Polar Bear clubs, where crazy people go swimming in the ocean on New Year's Day to feel alive, or something? Arkham has its own group of nuts who go swimming every time it rains, no matter what the temperature. They call themselves the Old Ones Swimming Club, which I think is a reference to the fact that the majority of them are pushing 90. They've been doing it since the early 1900s, and not without their share of accidental drownings or disappearances. But then again, I hope I'm still swimming when I'm 90.
Posted by The Arkhamist on March 19, 2008 12:16 PM
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March 18, 2008
STILL ALIVE, THANKS FOR ASKING
Contrary to popular belief, Arkham hasn't done me in yet. It's a bizarre place, and it seems like that sort of thing is actually a bit more common than I'd like, but I'm still kicking. The job is going well at the Advertiser, and as for the disappearance?
A certain girl named Maggie, who I just might have mentioned was a cute girl who worked at the office with me a few entries back, happened to find my blog. In as much as I was going to attempt to date her, her finding out that some weird new guy at the office was writing about her on a blog for the entire internet to see wasn't necessarily the best way to get that first kiss.
Luckily, she thought it was amusing, and claims to have actually been flattered. I didn't believe it at first, but it's three months later, and we're actually doing a fair amount of kissing these days, so I guess it all worked out for the best. So having been busy with that and the craziness of the Advertiser, I haven't had much time to keep you updated on the goings-on in Arkham.
Maggie and I went to a Miskatonic Meteors game today, the university basketball team. It's amazing - the guys are probably the most emaciated bunch of players you've ever seen on a team, but they really kicked ass. It didn't help that Columbia, today's competition, suffered about a zillion injuries. I swear, half the team were benched by twisted ankles and leg injuries by the end of the game. And it's not like the Meteors were rough - half the time, the ball just seemed to come to them. Final score was 56-30. Pretty rough for Columbia. I think they need to do more of that weird chanting the Meteors were doing under their breath. Kind of creepy, but I guess it worked.
Finally, there's some asshole putting up graffiti all over town, and the cops have a reward out to catch him. I saw it on the way out of the gym on the wall: "Yog Sothoth Sucks!", whatever that means. There's a $3,000 reward for clues leading to his arrest.
Oh, just so everyone knows, the Esoteric Order of Dagon church down by the wharf is having a bake sale on Saturday. Who's in?
Posted by The Arkhamist on March 18, 2008 6:18 PM
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December 17, 2007
A MISKATONIC PHYSICS LECTURE
OK, I thought I'd have time to update you on the recent happenings in Arkham over the past week, but what happened today pretty much dwarfs all that. And because I've got an article due in three hours, I've gotta be quick, so these are my rough notes.
Today at Miskatonic, during a quantum physics lecture taught by Professor Milton Rouse, everything started off normal. Then, students report that about ten minutes in, Rouse began stuttering. This was followed by bizarre titters of laughter, and occasional lengthy pauses. When a student questioned whether Rouse was feeling OK, Rouse replied that he had had a series of nightmares the previous night, and hadn't slept enough.
It was at this point that Rouse stopped the lecture entirely, and brought out a strange device about the size of a car engine - it's hard to describe, but it looks like a crazy mishmash of parts from an electrics supply store. As students watched with confusion, Rouse explained that the idea had come to him in a dream the night before, and that he built it as soon as he woke up. One student, Clara Skinner, claims that Rouse said something to the effect that he had no idea what was about to happen.
This is where things get really weird. After pressing some buttons, the machine turned on with a hum akin to a vacuum cleaner, that began to grow louder and louder. Students report that as the sound increased, they began feeling a strange sensation, as if pressure was building up in the room. Some say there was a feeling of an electric charge.
As this was happening, Rouse was muttering unintelligible words under his breath. Then, blood began to drip from his ears, clearly visible on his white collared shirt. At the same time, all of the fluorescent lights in the room blew out. Students reacted in horror, and began rushing for the door. Several of the students sitting closest to the machine fainted, and had to be dragged out by their friends. Many were bleeding from their ears as well, and are currently being examined at Arkham Presbyterian.
School authorities were quickly notified about what was going on. A custodian turned off the power to the room, and campus security quickly moved in. Rouse was found dead in a pool of blood in front of his machine. Strange matter was discovered around his head, which doctors believe are - get this - the liquefied remains of his brain, which probably came out his ears. Early examinations of Rouse's machine suggest it somehow creates and manipulates electromagnetic fields, but the actual workings have yet to be understood.
The part that's not going in the article: according to two police officers, Rouse was found dead with a smile frozen on his face.
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 17, 2007 3:59 PM
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December 16, 2007
GREAT WAY TO START A BLOG
Sorry to have disappeared so suddenly, but this was about the busiest week of my life, and I haven't had a chance to write it all down yet. More soon...
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 16, 2007 11:40 PM
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December 10, 2007
NEXT DOOR PROBLEMS
Dammit. I can't sleep - neighbors are being noisy. Someone must be moving something around next door. It sounds like they're going in circles. Sort of like if someone was pushing a heavy bureau around and stopping every five seconds, and it's been going on for ten minutes now. What the hell??
I know I just moved in, and I don't want to be an annoying neighbor, but this is ridiculous. If it doesn't stop, I'm going over to say something. I'm not losing a second night of sleep over this crap.
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 10, 2007 11:39 PM
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December 10, 2007
FIRST DAY AT THE ADVERTISER
Mondays suck, Mondays after a big move suck, and Mondays after not being able to sleep because of something waking you up suck. You know that feeling when you wake up suddenly, and you know something woke you up, but you're not sure what? In New York, that would inevitably turn out to be a mouse - I'd wake up, wait a few seconds, then hear the chewing on the wall or something (one very memorable time, it turned out to be a large cockroach). Anyway, I swear I woke up four or five times last night, but I have no idea why. I waited up each time to see if there was some noise, but nothing. No dreams associated with this, no nightmares or anything - it's sort of like if an alarm clock went off, then immediately shut off again as soon as I opened my eyes. Dammit.
Anyway, first day at the Advertiser today. Here's the office from about 70 years ago:
And today:
It looks like I'm not going to be writing anything anytime soon. They want me to assistant edit on the local features section for a while and do office-based stuff, which definitely blows. Then I'm going to get the chance to trail reporters, watching them in action while picking up the annoying basic details to save them the trouble - stuff like school events, local sports games, university news, and the like. Pulitzer, you're mine...
There's a cute girl who works at the paper named Maggie. She's new to Arkham too, and though she started working on the paper a few months ago, she's already doing the occasional headline. So maybe there's hope. Maybe she can show me a good place for lunch?
Most interesting story in the paper today: two fishermen have been missing for a few days now, last seen leaving the wharf on Friday night. Second most interesting story: a bake sale at the Carter Day School brought in a whopping $45 for local charities. Tom and Andrew, you so wish you were here.
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 10, 2007 7:18 PM
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December 9, 2007
FORWARD ALL MAIL TO 7 FEDERAL ST, ARKHAM, MA...
I'm here. Jesus, what a move. Traffic was bad the entire way. I left NY around 2, and didn't get into Arkham until 8. And I thought Brooklyn was cold - Arkham was freezing when I pulled in. I swear it was below 32 degrees, but I guess it wasn't, because it was raining too, not snowing or sleeting. Ah, New England weather. How I missed you.
Mr. Chandler met me at the apartment. He has an eye patch - not one of those ugly Rite Aid medical ones either, a real stylish one. The world doesn't have enough people with quality eye patches (not that I'm advocating partial blindness or anything). We finished up on lease details, he gave me the keys, and then he left with no offer to help unload my stuff. There were two Miskatonic grad students I met in the halls who gave me a hand. They were sort of weird - they didn't talk very much, didn't want any money, and didn't want to go out for a drink. Guess I'll have to wait til next week to figure out the Arkham Saturday night scene. I think one of them had religious brochures in his back pocket - should I be insulted or grateful he didn't offer me one?
I spent the rest of the night unpacking. My bedroom is pretty much finished.
Around midnight, I went out looking for something to eat. There was this pretty decent all night noodle place down an alley off of College St called the Elder Ones Noodle Shop ("Home of the Tentacle!"). Lots of interesting dishes I've never heard of before, and they use a lot of seafood caught off the Arkham coast. I'll definitely be going back.
Today, Sunday, I walked around a bit, and checked out the campus. School is in full swing, and the library was packed for kids studying for winter exams. It's so funny to think of how much they're worried about all this crap. In school, if you do bad, the worst that happens is you get an F. In life, you lose your job, your apartment, your girlfriend, your money, or wind up in Arkham, Massachusetts desperate for a job.
I'm just kidding, Arkham's treated me OK so far, though I'm on my guard. First day at work tomorrow. Pictures later after I'm done settling in.
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 9, 2007 2:29 PM
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December 8, 2007
ARKHAM BETTER HAVE GOOD PIZZA
Later, Brooklyn.
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 8, 2007 12:44 PM
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December 7, 2007
MOVING ON UP (WITH CRAIG'S HELP)
My apartment, from Craig's List:
boston
craigslist > north
shore > apts by owner
Stating a discriminatory preference in a housing post is
illegal - please flag discriminatory posts as prohibited
$650 / 1 Bdrm Apt. Near Miskatonic
First Week Dec!
Reply to: hous-401385218@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-7-12, 11:21AM EST
One bedroom apartment available
in historic brick building! Located in downtown Arkham! Minutes from Miskatonic/waterfront/train
station/cafes/stores! Five minute drive to 95, 20 minutes to Boston!
Building has washer/dryer in basement.
Roof access. Wifi/cable. $650+utililties. First, last, security + references.
No smokers. No pets - absolutely
no fish.
Federal St
- Location: Arkham
- it's NOT ok to contact
this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 401385218
Was supposed to be moving today, but last minute delays mean I'm going tomorrow. This is the place I'm getting (I'll post pictures when I get in). $650?? I know, dirt cheap. I picked up the lease last July for a December move-in, and the landlord told me the discount was because of the advance lease, and the need to secure someone. Never heard of that before, but the place looked good and at the price, I'm not complaining.
And no, I have no idea about the fish thing. Maybe someone is allergic? Should be leaving around noon tomorrow. Good-bye, NYC. It's been fun.
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 7, 2007 12:40 PM
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December 5, 2007
HOMEWARD BOUND, I GUESS I'M, HOMEWARD BOUND
Directions
Start: Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn, NY, US
End: 7 Federal St, Arkham, MA, US
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Distance |
| Total Est. Time: 4 hours, 19 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 233.17 miles |
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1: |
Start out going NORTHEAST on GREENPOINT AVE toward FRANKLIN
ST. |
1.5 miles |
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2: |
Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto BORDEN AVE. |
0.2 miles |
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3: |
Merge onto I-495 E toward EASTERN LONG IS / RIVERHEAD. |
4.3 miles |
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4: |
Take the I-495 E / VAN WYCK EXPWY exit- EXIT 22A-E- toward LONG ISLAND. |
0.6 miles |
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5: |
Merge onto I-678 N toward WHITESTONE BR (Portions toll). |
6.7 miles |
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6: |
I-678 N becomes HUTCHINSON RIVER PKWY N. |
4.0 miles |
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7: |
Merge onto I-95 N via EXIT 6 toward NEW HAVEN (Portions toll) (Crossing
into CONNECTICUT). |
59.8 miles |
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8: |
Merge onto I-91 N via EXIT 48 on the LEFT toward HARTFORD. |
36.8 miles |
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9: |
Merge onto CT-15 N via EXIT 29 toward I-84 / EAST HARTFORD / BOSTON. |
2.1 miles |
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10: |
CT-15 N becomes I-84 E (Portions toll) (Crossing into MASSACHUSETTS). |
40.7 miles |
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11: |
Merge onto I-90 E / MASS PIKE / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE
/ BOSTON (Portions toll). |
44.5 miles |
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12: |
Take the I-95 N / RT-30 / RT-128 N exit- EXIT 14- toward N.H.-MAINE
/ POINTS NORTH. |
1.1 miles |
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13: |
Merge onto I-95 N / MA-128 N via the exit on the LEFT toward INSMOUTH
/ GLOUCESTER. |
24.7 miles |
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14: |
Keep LEFT to take MA-128 N via EXIT 45 toward GLOUCESTER. |
2.4 miles |
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15: |
Merge onto ANDOVER ST / MA-114 E via EXIT 25A toward SALEM / ARKHAM. |
0.7 miles |
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16: |
Turn LEFT onto PERKINS ST |
0.1 miles |
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17: |
Turn RIGHT onto CHANDLER ST |
0.4 miles |
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18: |
Turn RIGHT onto CENTRAL ST |
1.6 miles |
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19: |
Stay STRAIGHT to go onto MAIN ST |
<0.1 miles |
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Turn LEFT onto FEDERAL ST. |
<0.1 miles |
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21: |
End at 7 Federal
St, Arkham, MA US |
| Total Est. Time: 4 hours, 32 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 233.17 miles |
Posted by The Arkhamist on December 5, 2007 11:36 PM
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